Hold My Vato

The HMB trio discuss biker gangs, ninja turtle boxing matches, Larry the Cable Guy breaking someone's arm, and multiple other headlines.

Hold My Skate

Toon returns to try a very unpleasant hot sauce as the group go over the scariest movies of all time, odd dreams they have had, and lame cryptids.

Hold My Gator

The core four reunite to talk cheap soda, freaky Florida news, and confrontations. Then the four try Da Bomb hot sauce... and share their thoughts.

Hold My Toast (The Angry American)

“I feel like the devil has been around since before sliced bread. So, therefore, I feel like it’s more hip to like sliced bread.”

Hold My Sneaky Tiki 2 (Standing Outside the Fire)

The H.M.B. trio discuss the proper ways to take out Taylor Swift, the right and wrong ways to rob a bank, and the sad sex life of Gracious Host.

Hold My Tip

Toon returns to talk about the Attack of the Ninja concert that three out of the four H.M.B. member attended. Danny runs a game where the others must guess which wrestlers were real. Also, Yams has Troll news and a trivia game of his own. Enjoy and please rate and review.

Hold My Language

B-Rad joins the group to discuss Troll news, words with different meanings, and celebrities that have been in Playboy magazine.