Hold My Sterile Place
The gang talk Jimmy Carter, Chris dreams of overthrowing a country, and then go over the top searched terms on pornhub for 2024.
Hold My Innocent American Gay
The triangle of power forms to tell tale of Danny's dog passing away, a guy giving women Viagra, and a riddle without a real answer.
Slaughter in the Summer 2023
An old tradition returns this week as the HMB gang return to horror! Does the Pentagon hold Eldridge horrors in every corner? What would life be like as an accidental time traveler? Who haunts the White House? Why is it, that every time we think of something scary, it involves the U.S. government? Find out in the return of Slaughter in the Summer!
Hold My Five Corners
Why does the Pentagon have so many corners? Would Tupac call a wrestling match down the middle? Is Hold My Beer the chosen podcast of the Jewish people? The gang has no clue.
Hold My Robotic Eagle
Did the IRS send a robotic eagle through their own window as publicity stunt? Probably not, but draw your own conclusions after listing to this weeks episode of HMB!
Hold My Hit to the Face
The gang got hypothetically high before discussing their home town statistics, a rare dog, and the downfall of Kanye West.
323: Pass That Bitten Turtle
B-rad returns this week with old timey news articles about crazy animals, Danny can't finish a story, and Chris and Toon describe the plot to Home Alone 2!