Toon is very excited to talk eclipse conspiracies and then very clearly bored when he reads the truth. The gang discuss conjoined twins and ponder their sex-life, and Chris had a gross encounter at his house involving a gaming chair.
Hold My Egg Salad Sandwich
Yams had to yell at his son, the gang get grossed out by an egg salad sandwich, and one clown gets assaulted while another clown absolutely loves it!
Hold My Good Charlotte
The three kings come back to talk about how Yams sneezes, Taylor Swift, odd baseball team names, and Good Charlotte!
Hold My Replica
What would you do if your child was dating an A.I. replica of you? Also, what do lemons taste like.
Hold My Mouse
Danny attempts to mourn a mouse, the gang ask reddit, and continue their journey through the cerial killer six pack.
Hold My Geese
Danny gets confused by a beer, the gang decide how many geese it would take to best them, and Yams plans on spearing a giraffe.
Hold My Stick of Butter
This week the gang discuss a person inserting a stick of butter into themself, Yams turning out well, and a very sad beer review.
306: Hold My Fox
Happy New Year from HMB! Toon is worried about his friends back home, Chris is going to sneak in to Heaven, and Yams played the tuba because a fox told him to.