The gang yell at Danny for bringing up dark subjects out of no where and then break down some pedo hunter videos Chris found on the internet.
Hold My Pretty Bird
HMB returns to discuss a police officer shooting at some one because an acorn hit his car, a doctor botching a child birth in the most disturbing way, and a far more wholesome Jellyroll concert.
Hold My Three Kings
Three kings arrive to drop some frankincense, buy gifts for Joe Montana, worship the Thasians, and much more. All for the sake of a baby with a full set of adult teeth.
Hold My Zombies
It's time, once again, for the HMB gang to delve into the world of role playing! How many wrestling moves can Chris do on some zombies? How confused will Toon get? How cool will B-Rad look? What will find it's way into Yams's mouth?
Hold My Memory Road
Chris gets grossed out by Pokemon, a mom and a son find each other, and Danny found notes from the early years of HMB!
Hold My Tart
The gang try a very tart cider, accidently delve into Danny's sex life, and Yam's whispers his way through the episode.
Hold My Heartless Toon
Danny lost his dog and Toon is gone this week. Somehow, this leads to the gang using an A.I. generator to create a song about Toon's mom turning in to a juggalo so hard that she dies. Enjoy!
Hold My Stick of Butter
This week the gang discuss a person inserting a stick of butter into themself, Yams turning out well, and a very sad beer review.