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Hold My Heartless Toon

Danny lost his dog and Toon is gone this week. Somehow, this leads to the gang using an A.I. generator to create a song about Toon's mom turning in to a juggalo so hard that she dies. Enjoy!

332: Hold My Cucumber Competitition

The crew bounce around the topic of ugly dogs, meeting Jesus in a parking lot, a man too large to arrest, and an interesting competition in Detroit!

331: Hold My Bane

On the dumpster fire of an episode, the gang fight with malfunctioning equipment, to talk about a woman and her Pokemon cards, old episodes, too many local businesses, Chris becoming Bane, a funeral home, and odd sex toys.

327: Hold My Fish Condom

The gang get rocked early on by learning about the death of Jon Bonjovi and then get rocked again when the realize the Jon Bonjovi is, in fact, alive and well. Throw in Tom Cruise rumors, Faces of Death, and Ernest, and you've got this week's episode of HMB!