beer review

Hold My Heartless Toon

Danny lost his dog and Toon is gone this week. Somehow, this leads to the gang using an A.I. generator to create a song about Toon's mom turning in to a juggalo so hard that she dies. Enjoy!

Hold My K.C.W.

Join the gang this week as the go over the bullet points of a contentious family meeting, Yams waiting until he became a grandfather to turn into a frat boy, and a grocery list.

329: Hold My Song

The gang got together on Father's day this week as Yams goes over what it's like having a Father, finally. Also, Danny found a website that generates rap lyrics based off of key phrases that the gang type in.

314: Hold My Real American Hero

This week on Hold My Beer the gang discuss who they would live forever with, Girl Scout cookies, a man getting an escort, and Chris finding a man lying in the middle of the road.

313: Hold My Scene

The gang kick around their Super Bowl experiences, talk bottled water, My Little Pony, and offensive t-shirts. Then they take a deep dive into the Juggalo scene they all loved when they were younger and what it looks like today. Lastly, Danny yells about grunge music!